interview with jared armstrong after getting his widsom teeth out while still under heavy medication from the operation
did anything weird happen on the ride home from the doctor?
i killed a zebra on the way home with a 12 gauge shotgun
why?
because it was looking at me funny
which is your favorite disney princess?
what pimps?
the seven dwarves, duh
why are they pimps?
because they wear flaming clothes
how was the doctor?
the doctor was a douche bag - he made me fill out paperwork
where did mom go?
mom had to go pick up my drrruuuuuuggsss - hopefully she went to
school sucks how else it would it be
i'll go get dad's shoes right now
did you like transformers?
i almost cried when bumblebee got tied up, i had sympathy for him - i wouldn't want to get sprayed down with gas stuff... i would have gone rambo on them
my gauze is bloody - just the left one... the right one is a champion
you only got two teeth out? what about the other ones?
they said all the wisdom went into my brain
were you nervous about getting the IV?
when they were shooting me up - i asked if that much anesthesia was a good idea and he said he found it on the street, i like it though
(he asked me...)
have you met any hot chickies?... what are you gay now?
is your phone still broken?
dad said he was gonna buy me a new cell phone because i'm so cool - actually he never said that, but i can read his mind
mom wears the pants in this relationship, dad.
EWWWWWWW, i don't want no ho's! well, maybe... we'll see, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see.
final words of council:
Most students want A's, but those whose names begin with C or D have lower grade point averages than students whose names begin with A and B - with an even greater effect if they say they like their initials. That has real-world consequences: students whose names begin with C or D and go to law school attend lower ranked ones than students whose names begin with A or B.
Maybe Eric should have been Alexander Armstrong as Grams suggested. Then he would have been an A pumping out machine.
(side note: i am glad that my initials aren't AA - that would have been a set-up for failure)
